Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
I swear to god it was
Last time i checked it was 2011??
I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
Wait the 90’s are over???
Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?
Did someone just hear a bang? It was quite big.
When did it all turn to shit?
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
"If Leo can survive the Oscars every year, you can survive anything. "
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
what pisses me off about women’s rights being debated is that
women’s rights are still being debated.